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The Chronos Awards shortlists have been announced.

I'm pleased to see "Her Collection Of Intimacy" (Black Magazine #2) on the Short Fiction list. Some tough competition there, especially Kirstyn McDermott's "Painlessness" and Adam Browne's magical Michael Jacksonal "Neverland Blues".

Full listing here.



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If you google "Paul Haines" most likely you are going to get a first page where that "Paul Haines" is me. (So to all my friends who hadn't read my blog because they couldn't remember what it was called, I need some better excuses).

Anyway, being a man with a monster of an ego, I have Google Alerts set up to alert to my presence on the web. And if that damn rugby player in England who keeps scoring tries each weekend for his club doesn't score a try, there is a 50% chance it will be me in the alert.

The one that came through today is to do with my upcoming appearance at the Victorian Writers Centre for a Speculative Fiction panel.

The first one is from Horrorscope:

Paul Haines is an award-winning speculative fiction short story writer. His first collection Doorways For The Dispossessed (Prime Books, 2006) won the New Zealand Science Fiction Award (Sir Julius Vogel) for Best Collection and was nominated for the Australian Science Fiction Award (Ditmar). He has two more collections slated for release in late 2008/early 2009.

The next appears to be some sort of something (translation?) from Walrus Club for the same thing:

Paul Haines is an award-winning suppositive fiction poor epitome essayist. The series has been published to eloquent and main acclaim in the US, the UK and Germany. His beginning garnering Doorways For The Dispossessed (Prime Books, 2006) won the New Zealand Science Fiction Award (Sir Julius Vogel) in the direction of Best Collection and was nominated in the direction of the Australian Science Fiction Award (Ditmar).

Ha! And they say my Chinese is bad!

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At Continuum 5, the Melbourne Science Fiction Convention for 2009, they are holding the inaugural Chronos Awards.

More info can be found here: http://dalekboy.livejournal.com/280453.html

Being a resident Victorian, my work is eligible for the Short Story category:

Title Published Year
Taniwha, Swim With Me Midnight Echo #1 2008
Failed Experiments From The Frontier: The Pumpkin Andromeda Spaceways Infight Magazine #37 2008
Her Collection Of Intimacy Black Magazine #2 2008
The Festival Of Colour GUD Magazine #2 2008
Aurealis #40 2008

The biggest problem I have with this award is I don't know who is and who isn't Victorian! I already know what I want to nominate for Short Story, Novella and Collected Works - the same as I did for the Ditmars, they just happen to be Victorian. But the other categories?

Anyone got some definitive lists out there in fandom?

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I don't really know where to start explaining this one, but it was done for me and my battles with cancer, has been co-written by many of the leading Aussie spec-fic authors, and is now in need of an ending.

Any budding spec-fic writers out there wanting to complete the Nameless story, there's some great prizes here.

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I'm pleased to announce my short story "Her Collection Of Intimacy" (Black Magazine #2) has been shortlisted for the 2009 Ditmar for Best Short Story.

The complete shortlist can be found here: HorrorScope.

I'm also very happy to see several other things I nominated make their respective shortlists, particularly Kirstyn McDermott's "Painlessness" novella (GUD #2), Cat Spark's Scary Food Cookbook for both Fan Publication and Artwork, and Talie Helene for her tireless efforts over at the AHWA.

I was very suprised that Adam Browne's wonderful "Neverland Blues" (Dreaming Again, Harper Collins) didn't make the cut. For me it is the best short story he has ever written and one of the best stories I've read in recent years.




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These are the last days ...
Travel the blood-stained trails of Kathmandu.
Explore doorways to other worlds.
Fight for humanity’s darkening soul.
... when the powers of the Gods wane and evil walks the Earth.


Of my two collections due out this year, this is the dark one, the one to make you shudder, where serial killers and paedophiles lurk, where the monster clothed in human skin shakes your hand and smiles, sits you down and buys you a drink, then wraps an arm tight around your shoulders.

Due out October, 2009, it can be pre-ordered at Brimstone Press and further information on the new collection at my website.

And more on the Demented Brother soon...
 



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I come from a country too young to have formed any real racial boundaries. Oh, they exist, but I’m not part of them. They do not affect me in my world, and therefore they do not exist. So don’t tell me about cultural displacement. And lost language. Art. The disintegration of the Whanau. Poverty. Unemployment. Stolen generations? Don’t make me laugh. Get off your lazy choose-your-choice-of–coloured arse. Work your way out. And up. Educate yourself. You had no written language until we gave you one. Use it. I don’t want to hear how you lost something you never had. Perhaps, then, it was never strong enough to keep?

And don’t tell me you can’t go to school because you have to work for money to pay for food. I had to, too. I worked all my school holidays, I know what it’s like. I’ve worked in a factory. I’ve been there. We had no tv when I was kid. Used to go round to the neighbours to watch it, sometimes just stand outside their window looking in, trying to make out the words on tv-stars’ lips, hoping the people inside didn’t see me and tell me to go away before the program finished.

Don’t bother telling me your father beats your mother. Don’t tell me he beats you. Is that an excuse? I had hidings, plenty of them. Behave. Bet you’ve got enough money for booze though, eh? Enough for some smoke too. Bet you got a tv or two, haven’t you bro. Probably one of mine, too. Don’t tell me about poverty, because I already know.

But maybe it’s not your fault, after all, you’re constrained by your identity, indelibly bound to a culture that you can trace back further than my ancestry. You are not lucky like me, my friend, for I’m not from a racial minority therefore I can have no culture. I can assimilate anything I choose. Be anyone. Be anything. I can select from a menu the philosophy of my choice. Whet my appetite with cultural fingerfood, and wash it all down with a glass of the finest blend of religion. But only the choicest cuts, only what is considered most fashionable. The here and now. I am not limited in the way that you define yourself, your history, your culture.

Oh yes, there is freedom in my world, my indigenous friend. My world, not yours. It is my oyster. And that’s why I choose McDonalds.

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Soon, soon...

A dark sister and a demented brother, both eager to climb into bed with you and clutch your bowels.

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Taken from Sean William's blog:
 

There's an email going around from Dymocks to subscribers to its Booklovers program. It's calling for people to sign a petition encouraging the Productivity Commission to lift restrictions on book imports into Australia. If you think (like me) that this will cripple the Australian book industry and marginalise Australian writers even further than they already are, and if you're discomfited (like me) by the thought of protests occurring outside Dymocks stores (holding innocent staff accountable for decisions made much higher up the chain), can I suggest you unsubscribe from Booklovers program instead (if you're a member) and perhaps send an email explaining why? If subscribers drop by a significant amount, the bosses will recognise the loss of goodwill for what it is (a potential loss of sales) and may feel the pinch more directly.

Spread the meme. This is important.

(If you don't know what on Earth I'm talking about, have a gander at the Australian Society of Authors site. It'll fill you in.)

ETA: the email to direct your protest regarding the mailout is members (at) dymocks.com.au.
 

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For those interested in cover design and conception, you can see the evolution here.

This is the wonderful beast that will be carrying my near-future, alternate-history Australian love story Wives.

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